Republicans
Circle I Limbo

Jerry Falwell
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

Bernie Madoff
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Objectivists
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Rednecks
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Bill Gates
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Osama bin Laden
Circle VII Burning Sands

Nancy Pelosi
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell